Wednesday, June 6, 2012

"Free woman!"

A Chinese guy came to New York for business trip. In his spare time, he wanted to go sightseeing. He planed the first destination was Statue of Liberty, and searched the site's location, as well as the visiting service telephone number, 666-2613.
He felt confidence and ready-prepared, so he jumped to street and called a taxi.
The taxi driver asked, "Where do you want to go, Sir?"
Now the trouble is, the Chinese guy didn't know the English calling of the Statue of Liberty, so as his understanding of the Chinese meaning, Freedom Goddess, he answered the driver, "Free Woman!"
The driver misunderstood the customer wanted to find a free prostitute, "What? Oh! Hey man, here is America, nothing is free!"
The Chinese guy wanted to provide more information, "Oh! How come! I read it from yellow page. See, this is the phone number, 'sex-sex-sex two-sex-one-free' (accent)"

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